Fresh King of Ithaca
Now this is a story all about how My life got flipped turned upside down And I #39;d like to take a minute just sit right there tell you how I made it home from Troy only took 10 years In the plains of Troy, we fought 9 years On the 10th we won, I said "I #39;m outta here" Packin up, sailing off, gotta get home Followed by the wrath of Poseidon When a couple of gods, who were up to no good Started makin #39; trouble on my hollowed ship We got in one little storm and my crew got scared They said "you better get us home or there #39;ll be a mutiny up in here" We raped and pillaged on Ismaros day after day But the Cycones fought back and sent us on our way Landed on an island, eating some Lotus Gotta get #39;em back, cause this is kinda dangerous Cyclopes, Woah this is bad No one stabbed you and snuck out the back Is that Aeoles #39; castle I see? Hmmm, home this could mean But wait what #39;s next? Laestrygonians #39; all smashed Only one ship left, the rest of em all trashed? Back to Ithaca, 7 years till I get there I hope they #39;re prepared for the suitors back there Well uh our shipped landed and when we got off Circes turning men into pigs, what a showoff How could they already be in trouble we just got here! With Hermes help, the pigs disappeared I hopped in her bed when she told me "come here" She offered immortality, but was she sincere? Down to the underworld I had to go to find out my future, it was foretold We faced sirens and storms, at the sun gods #39; cattle Little did we know they would #39;ve ...From:SamOlsen11Views:1 0ratingsTime:02:58More inComedy
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